• Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros!
    Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?

  • It might be a dream, but Norm soon finds that things go from bad to worse - when his perfect cousins arrive for a walk. If there was one thing worse than spending time with his perfect cousins it was being forced to go on a flipping walk with them! What's the point in going for a walk - except to get from A to B?!

    Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can't understand why everything always seems unfair...

  • It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink.
    Is life still unfair for Norm?
    ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

    Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts and May Cause Irritation with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can't understand why everything always seems unfair...

  • Following on from his first four massively unfair adventures, Norm is back! And he knows that it's just going to be one of those days...

    Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old "friend" threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we're not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs...Norm's out of luck. And it may be contagious!

    An award-winning, laugh-out-loud series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • What with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad?

    ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY RIGHT HE DID!

    An award-winning, laugh-out-loud series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France...

    If only he hadn't fallen asleep in History! And if only he'd done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Norm can't go biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE'S BEEN STOLEN, THAT'S WHY! Nightmare? It's worse than that... IT'S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER!

    An award-winning, laugh-out-loud series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room...

    Not the best start to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't bad enough, they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time.

    Business as usual?

    ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!!!

    The seventh hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • Pas facile d'être ado ! À chaque jour, sa galère ! Bienvenue dans le monde (presque) normal et (très) injuste de Norm, un ado (pas tout à fait) ordinaire qui ne se dégonfle jamais devant la possibilité de commettre des âneries. Le monde est-il totalement devenu fou ? Norm est persuadé que oui. Parce qu'entre son père complètement obsédé par les gaz, son meilleur ami qui s'est soudain transformé en paquet d'hormones et son frère qui a un besoin urgent de déodorant, cette histoire ne sent pas bon ! Norm le sait, il va encore vivre une de ces journées horriblement injustes, où il sera accusé de tout et n'importe quoi - même du réchauffement climatique ! Norm sent venir les ennuis à plein nez !

  • Lorsqu'il se réveille en sursaut et se rend compte qu'il est en train de confondre l'armoire de ses parents avec les WC, Norm se dit que la journée commence vraiment mal. Et c'est comme ça tout le temps depuis que sa famille a décidé de déménager. Pas facile de se sentir à l'aise chez soi dans une maison aussi grande qu'une cage à lapin. Surtout quand, juste à côté, votre père ronfle comme un rhinocéros. Un rhinocéros dans une cage à lapin, remarquez, c'est pas commun ! Pas facile, en fait, d'être ado ! Chaque jour, une nouvelle galère ! Bienvenu dans le monde - très injuste pour lui - de Norm.

  • Norm pourrait mener une vie de rêve, si ses cousins « si parfaits » n'avaient pas débarqué pour faire une promenade. Marcher ? S'il y a pire que de passer du temps avec ses cousins parfaits, c'est bien d'être obligé d'aller marcher avec eux ! Norm ne comprend absolument pas l'intérêt de marcher. Il marche déjà bien assez comme ça, sans en plus le faire exprès ! Il marche pour aller au collège. Il marche pour monter et descendre les escaliers. Il marche même pour aller changer de chaîne quand il ne trouve pas la télécommande et que ses frères ne sont pas là pour aller la chercher à sa place. Marcher, ça sert à se rendre d'un point A à un point B en un minimum de temps, par le chemin le plus court. Mais ça n'est en aucun cas un plaisir ! Pour rendre la ballade la moins pénible possible, Norm va tout tenter...

  • La journée s'annonçait pourrie... dès l'oreiller ! La seule solution aurait été de ne pas se lever, surtout si c'était pour se dégoter... un grain de maïs dans l'oreille gauche ! En moins de temps qu'il n'en faut pour le dire, Norm a réussi à : se blesser au poignet, se faire priver de vélo, se faire échanger par son meilleur ami contre le mec le plus prétentieux du monde, manger une part de pizza « suspecte »... Tout ça rien qu'en une matinée !
     

  • - Retard dans les devoirs à rendre,
    - Retard de l'argent de poche à recevoir,
    - Retard dans la livraison des journaux...
    La vie de Norm est toujours aussi injuste, voire de plus en plus !
    Parce que, en plus, aujourd'hui :
    - Norm a marché en plein dans... quelque chose qui n'aurait pas dû être sur son chemin !
    - Norm est le seul ado de la planète à ne PAS avoir de tablette tactile.
     


  • The fifth animal in the hilarious AWESOME ANIMALS series - awesome adventures with the wildest wildlife.
    From the author of the hilarious WORLD OF NORM series comes the first of two crazy koala capers.


  • The fifth animal in the hilarious AWESOME ANIMALS series - awesome adventures with the wildest wildlife.
    From the author of the hilarious WORLD OF NORM series comes the second crazy koala caper.
    Dude, Bro and Squirt are pros at doing...nothing. They can do nothing all day long - nothing but munch on their favourite treat, lie in the sunshine and think about moving.
    Their little sister, baby Squeak, is not quite so good at doing nothing. In fact she's got more energy than her brothers know what to do with! She's so lively that when the boys lose track of her they soon discover she's no longer in the tree tops...she's heading for the beach!
    Can they find Lil before the dingos do? What if she's swept off to sea? Or is little Lil a bit more like her brothers than they thought? Find out in a brand new KOALA CALAMITY!

  • The eighth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
    Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do...But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move!It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres:
    'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill
    'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

  • The ninth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
    Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was grounded before he'd even got up...But that's what happens when you run up a phone bill the size of a flipping bus. The trouble is Norm has no idea how it happened! All he knows is that he has to somehow pay it off if he's to go biking with Mikey. Even if that does mean going into business with the world's most annoying next door neighbour... With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres:
    'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill
    'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

  • Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up with a half-Polish Cockapoo on his head.But that's OK. Because at least there's biking with his best friend Mikey to look forward to. Or at least there was until Norm discovers he has to stay in and wait for some stupid parcel to arrive. Just as well he hasn't got two irritating little brothers and the world's most annoying next door neighbour. Oh wait a minute. He has.Welcome to the world of Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

  • Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he lost his house...But even when he finds it, things don't get much better. What could be worse than imagining your parents at a salsa dancing event - with your best friend?! Norm's not sure what's got into Mikey, but he suspects hormones may be involved. Flipping typical!The TENTH hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • The eleventh hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and nothing happened ...Home alone and the fridge to himself? What could possibly go wrong? Well, apart from the snails. And having to hang his mum's pants out to dry. And the dreaded perfect cousins paying a visit. And worst of all, the entire family going vege-flipping-tarian! But apart from that, what could possibly go wrong?You'd think Norm would know better by now, wouldn't you? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill
    'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

  • The TWELFTH - AND FINAL - hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. Get ready for Norm's most outrageous adventure yet!For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.

  • Norm savait que c'était un mauvais jour quand il s'est réveillé et qu'il s'est retrouvé... en France... au XVIIIe siècle ! D'accord, il n'a pas vraiment fait un retour dans le temps : il était juste en cours d'Histoire, tranquillement assis sur sa chaise... mais n'empêche ! Si seulement il ne s'était pas endormi en plein cours ! Et si seulement il n'avait pas été puni parce qu'il était en train de dormir ! Et surtout, si seulement il pouvait aller faire du vélo ! Mais catastrophe parmi les cataclysmes, son  vélo a disparu ! Un cauchemar, vous dites ? C'est pire que ça... c'est un désastre historique !

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